Apparently gluten-free cookies are no easy accomplishment. Not for me, anyway.
OK, so they turned out a little better than the last ones. Definitely tastier. But woah. Flat much? Very breakable, hardly workable dough, and they just plain look sad. But they are killer on ice cream...
I'm still wondering how I managed to fit them in the cookie jar.
Because when I tried to take them out, the cookies were about an inch wider than the opening. Creepy.
Let's get down to business, though, shall we? How exactly did I concoct such a... concoction?
Well, I wish I could tell you - but I wrote over my test recipe (darn) with a second version that I have yet to try. Instead, I'll walk you through the basic procedure.
You start by creaming your fat and sugar together. It should look beautiful and white and fluffy (full of air, you know). Add your wet ingredients like eggs and vanilla and such, beat it, and add your flours and chemical leavening and salt and stuff.
So it should be all stiff and cookie-doughish, right? But it wasn't. It was sticky and soft, like butter that's been out of the refrigerator way too long.
So I froze it for like, 10 minutes. I took it out and rolled it into little balls, tossed them in sugar-spice mixture that I'd made earlier, and set them on parchment paper on my cookie sheet. About 2 inches apart. Should be pleeennnty of space. This, my friends, is where everything goes wrong, so wrong.
Suffice to say that 2 inches was not enough room. These guys like to really expand. And by expand, I mean out. Not up. What I got ended up looking like crispy cyclooctane rings all strung together with their little shared carbons and their lack of personal space.
One thing I can say is that they look a lot better on screen than in person. Not that I didn't see them fit to eat, obviously. They're long since digested, actually...
For the record, I make pretty delicious "normal" snickerdoodles. I'm not just doodle-deficient or anything. But there's more to wheatlessness than meets the eye. I obviously haven't conquered the gluten-free cookie yet. But I will.
You just wait.
2 comments:
Cyclooctane rings? Personal space? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
mum
Oh, you know, cookies like their space. They like to keep a wide berth so they feel comfortable enough to reach for the sky without anyone being able to smell their armpits.
Not these cookies. They just want to bond.
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